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              A tale about measuring your own worth by comparing it to  everyone else's. Beneath its boring facade a Northwest town hides a nasty  secret, and the girls from the local high school's Christian Athletes Club are  here to tell you all about it. Murder, the occult, Algebra... this is a deathly  black comedy that punches as hard as your high school bully. 
              September 4-20 
                Thurs-Sat@8pm  
              Tickets: $18 
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                SEPTEMBER 23 -  OCTOBER 29 
              Tuesdays and Wednesdays 
              @7pm  
              Tickets: $23 
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            In this new and gripping  adaptation, set in the present day south, we will take a poignant look at the  effects of wartime on young men.  After  seeing war and bloodshed, Franz Woyzeck returns home to his lover and  child.  Unable to reintegrate into  society, perform sexually, or relate to those around, he is thrust into a world  of confusion and chaos.  Incorporating  Andrews Sisters style music throughout, this production is both timely and  entertaining.    | 
           
         
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                OCTOBER 1 – 
                NOVEMBER   22 
            Tickets $15  | 
            In EXCESSECRET: “¿GUESS WHAT ‘IT’S’ ABOUT?”  Dr. Olga and Dr. Björn manage to do   their rounds and charm their own pants off while hosting this entirely   unpredictable production. While in WATCH OUT! (IT’S GO TIME!) Secret agents Olga and Björn seem to be up to their usual   mischief but things take a wicked turn.  | 
            
              Check out both shows  
              WATCH OUT! (IT’S GO TIME!) 
                Performances: 
                  Wednesdays at 8:00 pm 
                  Oct. 1st (preview   performance), Oct. 15th, Oct. 22nd, Oct. 29th, Nov. 12thSaturdays at 10:30 pm 
                  Oct. 18th, Oct. 25th, Nov. 1st, Nov. 8th, Nov. 22nd 
              EXCESSECRET: “¿GUESS WHAT ‘IT’S’ ABOUT?”  
                Performances: 
                  Wednesdays at 8:00   pm 
                  Oct. 8th, Nov.  5th, Nov. 19thSaturdays at 10:30 pm 
                  Oct. 4th (preview performance), Oct. 11th, Nov. 15th 
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            When the Zombie  Apocalypse hits Baltimore, Derek, Matt, Kim, Nexus and Craig have a plan.  Get out of town.  Get beer.   And always, always shoot the head. 
                Lovingly inspired  by/ripped off from Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead and Shaun of the Dead, Dysfunctional Theatre presents Brew of the Dead, a new black comedy,  that asks the eternal question: When the Apocalypse comes, will there be beer? 
              Tickets: $15 
              Students/Seniors $12  | 
            Preview: October 2 @ 8pm 
                October 3, 4, 11, 18 & 25 @ 10:30pm 
                  November 1 @ 10:30pm  
              UNDER St. Marks  
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            Thursday thru Saturday 
            @ 8pm  
            Sundays @ 7pm  
              PREVIEWS  wednesday Nov 5 & Thursday Nov 6 
                  OPENING NIGHT  NOVEMBER 7 
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            An expose not for the  faint of heart, VICE GIRL CONFIDENTIAL uncovers the grime and  grit plaguing the seedy streets of 1950s Gotham.  Only one man, D.A. Walter Slade, can stand up  to vice-racket kingpin Duke Craigie—that is, if he can shake off his yen for  Stella Fontaine, the madam of New    York’s most infamous brothel.  
              UNDER St. Marks  
                  (94 St. Marks Place  between 1st & A) 
              Tickets: $18 
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              November 20- December 6   
              Thursday  through Saturday at 8pm and Sunday, November 30 at 2pm  
              (no show on November 27) 
              UNDER St. Marks  
                (94 St. Marks Place  between 1st & A)  | 
            PLUCKING FAILURES LIKE RIPE FRUIT is a collection  of small works by big playwrights, all of which are about people trying, and  failing, at love. Before each show, the audience will draw our performance  order from a collection of more than 10 short plays, so every night is  guaranteed to be a different show! Plays include Anything For You by Cathy Celesia, A Day For Surprises by John Guare, Breaking  Even by Dan Dietz, 4 a.m. (Open All Night) by Bob  Krakower, Miss You by David Auburn, Please Have a Seat And  Someone Will Be With You Shortly by Garth Wingfield, Sure Thing by  David Ives, 1-900-Desperate by Christopher Durang, Here We  Are by Dorothy Parker  , Request  Stop by Harold Pinter, and Cold by David Mamet. 
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          Talk back with playwright Kristen Kosmas following the performance on Sunday December 7th.  
              THE SCANDAL is a one-woman  show about a small town gal, Pink, who has devised the perfect, poetic suicide  plan. Her journey is complicated by a distant mother, a judgmental entourage,  the ghost of her father and a mysterious new comer. In a world so small,  everyone is hungry for a scandal. 
                
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              DECEMBER 4-20 
              Thursday through Saturday at 8pm and Sundays at 3pm.  
              the Red Room 
              (85 E. 4th Street, 3rd Floor) 
              Tickets $18 
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              December 1st,  8th, 15th, 22nd and 29th and January 4th.  
                 
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            “Anyone For A Threesome?” is  an anthology work of three short one-act plays, showcasing the diversity of  theatre as a medium.  Each work focuses  on a different mode of storytelling, with different questions raised and points  addressed, but symbiotically attempt to present the greater range of  possibilities of the art form. 
              The Red Room  
                (85 E 4th St. btwn 2nd adn 3rd ) 
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              DIE ROTEN PUNKTE: 
                SUPER MUSIKANT 
              Berliner’s Otto and Astrid Rot are back for another North American tour to celebrate the release of their acclaimed Super Musikant CD - a ten-track high-energy feast of rock, studded with rich veins of roll. The Teutonic twosome are hungry to back up the hype by ripping through a brace of their sparkling pop-punk anthems live. 
              January 8 - 10  
                Thu - Sat @ 8pm  
                    
                @ UNDER St. marks  
                  (94 St. Marks Place) 
                 
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                PREVIEWS  JANUARY 5-8  
                  OPENING   JANUARY 9  
                  January 9-25 
                  Thursday through Saturday at 8pm and 
                Sundays at 3pm 
                @ the Red Room  
                (85 E. 4th Street, 3rd Floor)  
                  
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                ECSTASY covers the lives of four blue-collar friends  living in 1979 London and the drunken frustration in their lives, namely that  of Jean, who struggles to escape the confines of her life and the people in it.  While ECSTASY speaks to a very specific time and place, the  socio-economic despairs and frustrations facing each character make the story  universal and timeless; especially on the eve of our own financial crisis. 
                  
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                $15 students/seniors 
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            Everyday, SHE meditates at the dog park to try to let go of her slowly  deteriorating parents and dead brother. There, she meets her therapist in  the wet tongue of a Black Lab/ German Shepard standing alone by the  fence. The therapist dog, who wears a red robe and smokes an intricate  pipe, guides ‘She’ on missions to go to the banks of the grave of the boy that  is buried, to take off her grotesque mask and hang her face on a doorknob, and  to look her dad straight in the eye. This one-woman play is about putting  yourself back together after everything you once knew and trusted has fallen  apart.   | 
           
       
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            EVERY LAST SUNDAY OF THE MONTH 
              2PM 
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            Celebrate Edgar  Allan Poe's Bicentennial (1809-2009) with the critically acclaimed, award  winning Radiotheatre in a unique  event as they perform live, on stage, a year-long presentation of seventeen  major works by the grand master of American horror!  Included are:  THE TELL TALE HEART, THE PIT AND  THE PENDULUM, THE HOUSE OF USHER, MORELLA, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH,  BERENICE, THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO, THE BLACK CAT, THE RAVEN, ANNABEL LEE, HOP  FROG, THE OVAL PORTRAIT, THE PREMATURE BURIAL, THE CASE OF MR.VALDEMAR, WILLIAM  WILSON, LIGEIA and THE MURDERS IN THE  RUE MORGUE...all newly adapted audio works for the stage by Dan Bianchi, complete with our great  cast of storytellers, special guests, original orchestral scores and a plethora  of sound effects! 
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          Revealed is a cutting-edge burlesque show with a twist. This unique and  extra-sultry night of cabaret features the sexiest, most notorious burlesque  performers in New York  giving you more bang for your buck than any other show in town. Revealed  promises more burlesque than you've ever seen before.  | 
              
                Tickets:$20 
              Wednesday 
                March 12, 2008 
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           Anita's Underground  
            New York’s  only Drinking Game Show!  This monthly  production tangles a classic television game show up with a bit of burlesque  and a lot of beer drinking.  Hosted by New  York City-based burlesque performer and producer, Anita Cookie, this show is chock  full of fun drinking games, and tasty trivia where every audience member has a  chance to play and win!   
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          The SCI FI  SCREENING ROOM: 
            ROCK  & RULE NIGHT 
                The Sci Fi Screening Room is a new monthly showcase  of offbeat sci-fi videos.  The film series  features a variety of cult classics, bootleg favorites and TV rarities.  Previous shows include Hulk Night! (an evening of incredible videos) and Kiss Night! (a Voice Choice, Time Out NY  Best Bet, and featured listing in the New York Times’ Urban Eye.)   | 
            July’s show presents a screening of 1983’s ROCK & RULE.  Imagine if Ralph Bakshi had made Buckaroo Banzai and you’ve got this  post-apocalyptic musical with songs by Lou  Reed, Iggy Pop, Debbie Harry and Cheap Trick. The story is set in a futuristic cartoon wasteland  where rock- star humanoid-mice use music to summon an inter-dimensional Demon.  The film nearly bankrupt Nelvana Studios, who were forced to give up Heavy  Metal-style adult-animation and make The Care Bears cartoon  instead.   | 
           
       
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                 Stand up, sketch and music. Free show, amazing lineup and $4 tallboys.  Who could ask for anything more?   | 
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            A team of highly unskilled  non-academics perform improvised abridged versions of the great works of  literature as chosen by the audience based on nothing more than an unabridged  plot summary. 
              Monthly  Performances! 
                Sundays @  7PM 
                September 21 
                October 26 
                November 23 
              Tickets: $12 
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          Pushing the envelopes of physical theatre, dance, music, and highconcept comedy, The Cody Rivers Show delivers unique showsunlike any other comedy act, past or present. Their latest new show – ‘Meanwhile Everywhere’ – presents a surreal interface of themes, characters and story lines seamlessly joined with breakneck leaps between universes where mysterious rules are always in effect. Unexpected juxtapositions disarm audience expectations and lead viewers deep into absurd realms where laughter is often the only thing that makes sense. 
          "After seeing The Cody Rivers Show...everything else will seem less captivating and far less physically fit."  
Time Out New York 
          April 7, 9, 10 and 11 
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          @ UNDER St. marks  
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          Caitlin and the Swan  
          tells  the story of a frustrated SAT tutor, her animal-loving friends, and their  powerful attractions to the forbidden. Inspired by the Greek myth of Leda and  the Swan, this play explores feminism, bestiality, and the twisted links  between pain and love. 
          APRIL 16-MAY 2 
          Thurs-Sat @ 8pm  
          UNDER St. Marks  
                (94 St. Marks Place  between 1st & A) 
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            Presented by Human Group in Association with The Centrifuge  
              I am I because my little dog knows me... are you  sure? In this new adaptation of Gertrude Stein’s humorously dizzying novel, The  Geographical History of America, Human Group plays with the ways we conceive,  contextualize, and perform our identities. Employing dance, music, and digital photograph, this show is a communal experience for the Facebook age. 
                   
                    
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            LIARS 
              Presented No Tea Productions 
              LIARS is a collection of  eight brand-new comedic plays about deceiving, falsifying, fibbing, and  stretching the truth. Join us as we set fire to the pants of Hollywood  agents and other sleazy hucksters, and expose cons from tofu to Santa Claus.Playwrights featured will include Jesse Jones, Jeremy Mather, Daniel McCoy, Lindsey Moore, Joe Musso, Caroline O’Hare, Matt Sears, and Jeff Sproul.  
              May 7- 23, 2009 
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            May 28-30, 2009 at 8pm 
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            Presenting Horse Trade's own Non-Equity Ensemble!  
              The Drafts 10 Minute Play Festival:  Six Plays About Hope is the collaborative effort of six emerging playwrights,  six imminent directors, and ten multifaceted actors. Each play was written  specifically for The Drafts; playwrights were given randomly compiled cast  lists and the theme “hope plays” before setting out to write them.    
               
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                Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays  
                at  7pm  
                June 4-20 
                  UNDER St. Marks  
                      (94 St. Marks Place  
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                "With the popularity of confessional websites, blog culture, and   the advent of the technology age, Counting Squares Theatre examines the cause   and effect of our increasingly stark interpersonal   relationships. 
                  
                Counting   Squares asks the question: Why can’t we deal with each other and really be   ourselves out in the open. Through the use of scene work, song, dance, and   multimedia we expose how our inner secrets cause our outward   fears." 
                
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              Thursday - Saturday @ 7pm 
              Sunday June 14 @ 3pm
               Preview Performance  
                Thursday June 11 @ 7pm 
                 
                June 12 – June 27 
                  The Kraine Theater 
                    85 E 4th St. 
                 
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                This classic comedy features  two sweet old ladies… who poison lonely men as an act of charity.  One of  their nephews is a serial killer.  Another thinks he’s Teddy  Roosevelt.  The third just wants to marry his girl and keep his aunties  safe from the Brooklyn Police Department.   There’s a slew of dead bodies buried in the cellar and another in the  window seat.  Because murder, insanity  and family are very Dysfunctional. 
                     
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                Thursday Thru Saturday 
                June 25-27 
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                  UNDER St. Marks  
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                In a house full of Catholic women, Rick learned that  good girls don't like sex. Hear the hilarious description of how he learned  otherwise while growing up and transitioning from blue-collar union worker to  Shakespeare scholar and professional actor. 
                  
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                Monday June 29 thru  
                Thursday
                July 2 
                @ 8 pm 
                  The Kraine Theater 
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                An American scholar in Berlin uncovers the dangerous equation behind his attraction to the great German dramatist Heinrich von Kleist, who died in 1811 in a notorious double suicide. 
                  
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              Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays  
              at  8pm 
              Sundays at 2pm  
              July 9-25  
                 UNDER St. Marks  
                  (94 St. Marks Place  
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                5 Short Plays that explore the perversity of our most basic (and sometimes base) relationships, in situations that will make you scratch your head in disbelief... 
                 
                    
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                Thursday July 16- Saturday July 18 @ 8pm  
                The Red Room 
                85 E. 4th St 
                 
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              THE HUNGER ARTIST  
                based on the story by Franz Kafka  
              “There are no limits  to my ability to fast!” In this explosive performance, Franz  Kafka’s strangest character comes to life and invites the audience to come and  share his dark cage. Using song, dance, and circus tricks, the Human Group  explores starvation, the human body, and what it means to be a performing  animal. 
                
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              Wednesday, August 5th @ 7pm  
               UNDER St. Marks  
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              THE PUMPKIN PIE SHOW 
                IN THE MARGINS  
                by Clay McLeod Chapman  
                 
                A literary fist in the face. Part monologue, part boxing match -- THE PUMPKIN PIE SHOW is a rigorous storytelling   session packed with enough intensity to feel like a rock concert rather than a   bedtime tale. See the one and only HANNA CHEEK preview her powerhouse Edmonton Fringe Show before she takes it across international borders... 
                Stick around for a preview of Theatre Reverb's Boulder Fringe Show BONNE NUIT POO POO at 9pm!  
                 
                  
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            William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar takes place in a world  of male power and dominance.  The Rome of  Shakespeare’s play is an arena of male competition, in which the female  characters attempt to avert tragedy but find themselves powerless to do so.  The Pigeon Creek Shakespeare Company takes on  this testosterone-filled play with an entirely female cast, exploring the  performance of gender and challenging preconceptions of male and female.  Alisha Huber directs a cast featuring Pigeon  Creek actors Heather Folkvord as Brutus, Katherine Mayberry as Cassius, and  Kate Bode as Caesar. 
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            Winner 2006 NYIT Award For Outstanding Performance Art Production 
          Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind is the  New York Neo-Futurists , race-against-the-clock, in ever-changing attempt to perform 30 plays in 60 minutes! 50 weekends each year, The NY Neo-Futurists perform their critically acclaimed, energetic show of original short plays in random order —a non-illusory collage of the comic and tragic, the political and personal, the visceral and experimental, embracing chance, change, and chaos.  | 
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