The Red Room
85 East 4th Street
between 2nd and 3rd Avenues
3rd Floor, no wheelchair access

18, 19, 25, 26
2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 17

Closing Matinee
added by popular demand
December 18th at 4pm

Tickets Regular: $15 /
$10 Students & Seniors with ID



"...a deliciously wicked alternative for those who prefer
edgier holiday entertainment..."

-Jill Jichetti,

"A comedy that puts the X in Xmas"
-Time Out New York

From the producers that brought you
"Bite" & "Hoover: A Love Story"
comes a Christmas comedy for consenting adults only.

Horse Trade Theater Group Presents
A Dysfunctional Theatre Company Production


The Eight:
Reindeer Monologues

by Jeff Goode
Produced by special arrangement with BAKER'S PLAYS.

Sex, Lies & Santa - The Reindeer Spill All!


The jolly old elf himself is at the top of the naughty list this year and you won't believe what his 8 most trusted reindeer have to say. See 8 takes on the same tragic tale of sex, alcohol, pedophilia and rampant bestiality gone so wrong that Christmas itself is in danger of being cancelled.

Screaming, crying and WAY too much eggnog…
isn't that what Christmas is all about?

Featuring: Robert Brown, Jennifer Gill, Theresa Goehring, Amy Overman, Justin Plowman, Pete Schuyler, Jason Unfried, Jennifer Jill White


Costume Design: Porsha Taylor
Set & Lighting Design: Jason Unfried
Sound Design: Justin Plowman
Postcard Design: Joell Soto