From the producers that brought you
"Bite" & "Hoover: A Love Story"
comes a Christmas comedy for consenting adults only.

Horse Trade Theater Group Presents
A Dysfunctional Theatre Company Production

The Eight:
Reindeer Monologues
by Jeff Goode
Produced by special arrangement with BAKER'S PLAYS.

Sex, Lies & Santa - The Reindeer Spill All!

The jolly old elf himself is at the top of the naughty list this year and you won't believe what his 8 most trusted reindeer have to say. See 8 takes on the same tragic tale of sex, alcohol, pedophilia and rampant bestiality gone so wrong that Christmas itself is in danger of being cancelled.

Screaming, crying and WAY too much eggnog…
isn't that what Christmas is all about?

Featuring: Robert Brown, Jennifer Gill, Theresa Goehring, Amy Overman, Justin Plowman, Pete Schuyler, Jason Unfried, Jennifer Jill White

Costume Design: Porsha Taylor
Set & Lighting Design: Jason Unfried
Sound Design: Justin Plowman
Postcard Design: Joell Soto